friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
adthenewt: areyoumarriedriver: So you all realise him saying please after the GI asked ‘Doctor who?’ was him saying please to River, because he knew she was there. Please. Say it so I don’t have to. And there I was thinking his name was fucking “please”
the-yolocaust: if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture
sparklefap: i just sent my somewhat-drunk boyfriend a picture he was like “wow you look pretty good” it was a brownie i sent him a picture of a brownie
badgermoles: alysanne: sometimes I think about my own character development #it’s shit someone should fire my writers
Man I love cosplayers!
bebbingtoe: shaymine: saltysteved: gog bless BUT THE IRON MAN HOW DID WHAT
mstryder: Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
Some Writing Prompt Generators
needlekind: Serendipity (names, places, mapbuilding, etc.) Quick Story Idea Full Story Idea Writing Challenges General Character Quick Character really just all of Seventh Sanctum RPGesque generators Writing Prompts Inspiration Finder Story Arc Fantasy Story Situaton Adventure Chaotic Shiny is just really good in general Random Plot
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
my good friend lorn had this...
licensetocannibalize: toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
I can still feel the taste of your lips when I come home. And I can still smell you lingering in the air around me. And I can still see your eyes when I close mine. And I can feel your fingers gently tracing my back and my hands and my body. I want you here with me so badly. I cannot fathom how I lucky I am to be blessed enough to have you. I love you.
superblys: itbewolf: superblys: Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR. Why does this have so many notes. Do you know who William Shakespeare is
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
truxtons: captain underpants fandom represent
ifreakinlovebooks: don’t ask me what my favorite anything is unless you want me to have a stressful internal struggle for several minutes trying to decide So true
This night was amazing. For as much as I complain about my class I fucking love them. Senior prank night was definitely the highlight of my high school career.
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com (via crocbonker)
when-you-were-young: I’m not a morning person by any means but I think I’d have a chance at being one if I got to wake up next to you.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...