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tomithejellyfish:

Accidentally ignores all of my friends for 6 weeks

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend


OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST.

hulklinging:

huffpostbooks:

What’s Your Book Shelfie Style?

This is so calming for me I wanna stare at this forever hnnnng.

Tagged with: #I like this  #I wanna tag it  #but how?  #misc  

nowwhereshallwego:

dragonpie:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I was already going to reblog this post, but this ^^^ this is the truth

I’m a gymnastics coach and I work with kids ages 1 to like 12 and these things are stuff I and everyone I work with do. “Nice wipeout”, “do I need to cut it off?”, “did you die?” are all things I say on a daily basis. Now, I always follow up with asking if they’re really okay but I never make a big deal of it. The biggest thing is to not over react. If you stay calm, generally the kid will too, especially if it’s just a small thing.

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

hermione + text posts

RIP Robin Williams July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014

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blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazis supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

daisyshanti:

angelclark:

Hedy Epstein, 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor, Arrested During Michael Brown Protest 

Hedy Epstein, a 90-year-old Holocaust survivor, was arrested on Monday during unrest over the death of Michael Brown,KMOV reports.

Epstein, who aided Allied forces in the Nuremberg trials, was placed under arrest in downtown St. Louis, Missouri “for failing to disperse” during a protest of Governor Jay Nixon’s decision to call in National Guard into Ferguson. Eight others were also arrested.

“I’ve been doing this since I was a teenager. I didn’t think I would have to do it when I was ninety,” Epstein told The Nation during her arrest. “We need to stand up today so that people won’t have to do this when they’re ninety.”

You’re fucking kidding me

seelockhart:

first tattoo, capricornus constellation. the stars are drawn on top of preexisting freckles i had

seelockhart:

first tattoo, capricornus constellation. the stars are drawn on top of preexisting freckles i had

Tagged with: #tattoo  
your body loves you so much. swimming in near-freezing water I realize this. unpleasantness fades to chill fades to warmth in my chest and tingling in my upper arms. when I get out of the water and stand on the dock in the grayness of the mountains at the end of August I feel a head rush and I realize that my body has been stealing blood from my fingers and toes, my cranium, just to keep my freezing heart beating. or maybe to keep me from realizing that I am dying. not shivering but also not breathing quite right I realize maybe “love” isn’t the right word. maybe my body doesn’t love me, maybe it’s just putting a lot of effort into helping me forget that I am dying. but that is to be appreciated as well. I can’t get my toes warm for the rest of the day, even if I wear two pairs of socks.
lakehouse series (via porn4smartgirls)
swagittariuss:

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 
MILEY STEWART
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

the world needs to know about this

swagittariuss:

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 

SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 

AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART

MOLLY STEWART

AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY

SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 

IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 

MILEY STEWART

THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

the world needs to know about this

marksmilk:

instead of making fun of people who are genuinely passionate about something how about you search for something like that yourself and find your lane